The Ex-Friend Forum
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| I stood at Queen & Bathurst and handed out the one about the band. To just anyone. Couple of guys said sorry. - Rob |
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| Janette - Yeah. I love Toronto. |
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| I just got one of these. What gives? - Colleen |
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| Janette - Uh ... I dunno. Do you deserve one? Did you screw someone over?
Maybe you should visit my "How To Apologize" site, coming soon. |
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| You sound bitter, Janette. What gives? - Jen |
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| Hello there Janette, my old ex-friend. - Mike M. |
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| Like a trail of corpses...and guillotine like precision. - Daria |
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| Janette - Ow! Or like a papercut on the tip of your tongue. Try handing one over to an ex-friend! |
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| Please add an sheet of "dear stranger" cards! I need one for the people who let their dogs "go" on my sidewalk. I could run out, hand them an appropriate card, and run away again!
- Farsina |
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| Janette - Dear Farsina, Great idea! How about "Dear Stranger, please leave me your home address, so that I can nip over to your front yard the next time I have to go to the bathroom. I will have a friend with me, who will stare blankly in the opposite direction while I poop. Don't bother to supply plastic bags: we'll leave an empty one on the grass." |
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| Thank you for the "Fanstasy Apology" you offered to go with the Dear Ex-Friend card I got at the Kiss Machine launch. I know people were laughing hysterically, but I really felt as though I were getting the apology that bastard never gave me. I hope he really did punch himself in the nuts until he passed out. I don't seem to have to go to therapy as much, now. Funny. - Mike |
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| Janette - You have given me a great idea. My next Project will be "The Apology You Never Got", followed closely by "The Apology You Never Gave". (Of course.) Check this Projects page for new cards. |
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| Where can I get your book? - Tania |
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| Janette - Dear Tania, I don't have a book. Just stories in various journals and mags. Should they ever become collected between two covers, I'll let you know.
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| You sound bitter, Janette. What gives? - Jen |
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| Janette - Bitter? No more than anyone else, I think. And I write. But Jen -- it's art. Aaaaarght. My mother is alive (Some of this is True), my grandfather was not hit in the chest with an axe (Louis Louis), my father is dead (The Weather), I never got hit by a car (Ladies, It's All About Me), Jesus did not baptise me, (My Baptism), etc., etc. Hi, art. It's like Santa. Or god. Not real. But true. Best, Janette |
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| I love your cards. They make me laugh and weep at the same time. I have a project called The Forgiveness Project, but sometimes it doesn't work. Then your cards come in handy - Sandra Alland |
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| You are awesome and I will miss you very much. Thank goodness for Cooked & Eaten... and this wonderful website. Btw, your writing inspires me - sonia |
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| Janette - I looked through your cards, I'll be printing some off tomorrow. There's some people that deserve them. I hope they get a clear picture in their head that they aren't perfect! |
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| These are brilliant...fabulous. Someone very, very dear to me will enjoy reading these cards...and then create his own - Alison |
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| Hello there Janette, my old ex-friend - Mike M |
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| I thought I was the only one who thought my farts were interesting. These cards always make me laugh after being pissed off. Next time I will smile and instead of imagining pushing the ex friend off a 1000 foot bridge I'll just hand them one of these cards. Expression, PRICELESS! - Sharuska |
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| Janette - Thanks, Sharu--- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! |
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| Not an ex-friend, a lost friend perhaps? Delighted to see just even your name. Please remember me xo - Sandra Lewis |
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| Did you write the book "Pee-Pee(with a Hyphen)" yet??? - Joe(your ex-friend) |
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